An Ode to Captain Delusional.

Before I can continue with this blog, I feel it will be necessary to elaborate on the true identity of the previously mentioned "H".

The one they call "H" also goes by many alternative names. They include:

• Agent H.
• Captain Delusional.
• "Leni" (so she claims).
  
• Len the Builder.
• The Talented Mr. Helen.

She shall be referred to in these pages as H - I am too lazy to type her longer monikers.

I intended to preserve her anonymity, but she has graciously allowed me to reveal her in all her many titled glory. Some might say that she demanded it, but they would be far meaner people than I am.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I give you....

Helen Sivey.